The Whose Line is it Anyway Fanfiction Archive

Good Housekeeping
By : mizzmeow 
Rating: PG to be safe.
Word count: 100, not counting the part you’re reading now. :P
Summary: It’s a drabble, with the prompt: “Colin is trying to vacuum and Ryan can't resist sneaking up on him and…” supplied by caelieth  .

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Dissolution
(inspired by this pic)


By:mizzmeow
Pairing: Ryan/Greg (yup, that’s right, I’m writing Ryan/Greg, so I hope I don’t screw it up!) Ryan/Colin past
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Written for the lovely clayangel for her birthday. Happy B-Day Clay!!! Hope you don’t mind angst, even though I suck at writing it. Inspired by the picture featured above.
Warnings: Greg angst and Ryan is a real bastard in this story.
Summary: Greg ponders his relationship with Ryan.

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Movie Night
By: mizzmeow
Pairing(s): Ryan/Colin; Greg/Jeff
Rating: Hard R for sex
Word count: 274
Notes: Just kicking the muse. Smut ensued. I guess this is a double drabble or is it a tribble? You know, almost 300 words. Yeah, I’m a dork. :P X-posted on bythewayiluvyou 
Summary: The boys get naughty while watching (or not watching) a movie.
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Springtime In Arcadia
Pairing(s): Colin/Ryan; Greg/Jeff; Drew/Chip
Rating: PG-13
Written by: mizzmeow 
Secret Santa story for: katri_katri 
Author’s Notes: Alternate Universe/ Time. Just Fuzzy Crackfic Humor. I randomly chose ten words out of the dictionary, and will attempt to include all ten words in this story in some form. The words: 1. Arcadia 2. goggled 3. slipsoles 4. Meadowlands 5. Helena 6. kidnapped 7. Kiev 8. hoard 9. owlish 10. cardholder
Summary: Sir Colin of Mochrie and his seneschal Gregory of Proops go on a grand adventure to the colorful land of Arcadia, where Sir Colin finds love.
Disclaimer: I do not own or know the people in this story. This story is purely fictional and is written only for fun. I have no money. Please don’t sue me.

X-posted at bythewayiluvyou

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Double Drabbles
By: mizzmeow 
Pairing: Colin/Ryan
Rating: G as they are all pretty harmless.
AN: Just trying to get into writing mode again. I really need to finish my Secret Santa. Not betaed, so all mistakes are mine. X-posted on bythewayiluvyou.
Summary: Three double drabbles about Colin and Ryan.
Disclaimers: I don’t know Colin or Ryan, but I wish I did! I don’t have any money, but I wish I did! Suing me would be a waste of my time and your money, so please don’t bother.

Here's my Secret Summer Fic.  Hopefully Razzy has read it by now, and if not, OOPS!! 

“Separation Anxiety”
Written by: Mizz Meow
Pairing: Ryan/Colin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really. Just a slight AU warning. Neither Ryan or Colin was ever married, but Deb is Colin’s best friend.
Summary: Colin is back on the road with Brad, and Ryan hates it.
For: razberrycreme. Secret Summer Challenge.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional story about real people. I do not own them or even know them (damnit).

By: Mizz Meow
Pairing: any pairing you like, really.
Rating: PG
Notes: I've left these open to any and all pairings, so feel free to imagine whomever you'd like into these drabbles.  :)
Summary: A series of conversations.
Word count: Not including the titles, each drabble is exactly 100 words. 
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not real. Don’t sue.
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“Superhero”
by mizzmeow  
Rating: PG-13 for violence and language
Summary: The WL Guys gather for a BBQ, and get an unpleasant surprise instead.
Notes:  I wrote this a looooooong time ago, and people on fanfiction.net liked it, until they got rid of real person fiction, the bastards.  And this could be considered slashy if you close one eye and hold your head at an angle.  Forgive any spelling errors as you find them.  (There are lots of them.  *headdesk*)
Disclaimer:  I don't own anyone but myself, and even then I wonder.  This is a work of fiction, and would probably never happen.

Smug
By: Mizz Meow
Rating: G
Summary: Jim MacClardy (the person who introduced Colin and Ryan to each other) is feeling rather smug.
Warning: Fluffy fiction
Notes: This is story three in my “I remember the day we met” series, inspired by a suggestion by caelieth and plot suggested by ravenousboa.   Drabble 1 Memory    Drabble 2  Reflect
I also hope that this little bit of fluff helps to make Cae feel a little better anyway.  *huggles Cae*
Disclaimer: Real people, fictional story. Don’t own, don’t sue.

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More muse kicking, this time from Ryan's POV.
Reflect
By: Mizz Meow
Rating: PG (for one whole swear word)
Summery: Ryan reflects
Warning:  FLUFF WARNING!  Prepare the insulin!!!!
Notes:  Ryan’s POV from Cae’s suggestion: “I remember the day we met”.  I guess it’s the second in the series.  [EDIT] This drabble suggested by Sue.   Forgive my slackerness for not mentioning it before.  (is that a word?)
Disclaimer: Real people, fictional story.  Don’t own, don’t sue.

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Trying to kick my muse by writing some short stuff. 

Memory
by: Mizz Meow
Pairing: Col/Ry
Rating: G
Summary: Colin remembers
Notes: Cae threw out some drabble ideas for me and one of them was “I remember the day we met”. Written from Colin’s POV.
Disclaimer: Real people, fictional story.  Don’t own, don’t sue.

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Misunderstandings
By: Mizz Meow
Pairing: Col/Ry
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Inspired by Cae’s delicious manip of Ry/Col making out in the surf. *sigh* 
I was going for fluff but ended up with angst, followed by fluff.  So I guess this is "fluffy/angst"
Summary: Colin tells Ryan why he’s getting divorced, a misunderstanding ensues, and much angst is felt.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don’t know ‘em, this is all made up stuff, not base in real life, which is really too bad, cuz I’d love for it to be real life.

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“Thingslash” III

Yeah, I wrote another one too!

Rating:  hard R
By: Meow
Disclaimer: blah blah don’t own, blah blah don’t sue, blah blah blah.

“I don’t want to do this anymore” II

By: Meow
Disclaimer: blah blah don’t own, blah blah don’t sue, blah blah blah.

Thingslash II

Pink and Fluffy
By: Meow
Disclaimer: blah blah don’t own, blah blah don’t sue, blah blah blah.
Notes: Blame Ravi for this one.

Sentence Drabble: “I don’t want to do this anymore”
By: Mizz Meow
Pairing: None.
Warning: None.
Notes: POV  Wayne.
Disclaimer: Written in fun. No money made.

“Adoration”
by: Mizz Meow
Pairing: ????
Rating: ??
Warnings:  I guess if you don’t like inanimate object love, then you shouldn’t read this.  Total fluff here!
Notes: My answer to the “Thingslash” challenge made by ravenousboa.
Summery: How do you summarize “Thingslash”?
Disclaimer:  Not my shoes or my pants or my people.  I got no money, please don't sue me!
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I suck at word count on drabble stories, and always go over 100 words, so all of my drabbles turn into ficlets.  So this started out as a drabble and turned into a ficlet. 
Anyway, it's silly fluff which I seem to be a natural at writing.  So get out the insulin and enjoy. ^__^

Boxer Shorts
Pairing: Col/Ry
Rating: soft R
Summary: Ryan hates boxer shorts.
Disclaimer: These are real people, I don’t know them, this is pure fiction, written for fun.

A little bit of a drabble/ficlet thingy, inspired by another drabble written by ravenousboa

Approval
Author: mizzmeow
Pairing: Col/Ry
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: not mine

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The Book
Pairing: Col/Ry
Rating: PG
Warning: FLUFFY FLUFF ALERT!  THIS IS A COTTON CANDY FLUFFY STORY!
Summery: Later in life they find a book full of memories.
Disclaimer: I write for fun, not for money.  Nothing is meant by this story, it’s just fiction.
Authors notes:  This is my thank you to makingamochrie for writing my prompt story.    ^__^    Enjoy!
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“Ravenous Boa Constrictor”
By: “Miss Meow”
Paring: Col/Ry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: m/m sexual activity, and vulgar language.
Notes: My take on the horny aftermath of a certain game of “LMAD”.  I swear bachelor number three’s boa constrictor was looking to fuck bachelor number two instead of eating him.  Although I’m thinking he wanted to eat at least one part of him. ;o)
Summery: Colin and Ryan come to terms with their sexual tension in Colin’s trailer after the “Ravenous Boa Constrictor” taping of “Whose Line“.
Disclaimer: I don’t own WL, don’t know any of the men from the show, and I make no money from this story.
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Title: “Need”
Paring: Col/Ry
Rating: R
Warnings: bad words and non-graphic man sex.
Notes: Cae challenged me to write a button ripper story, so here tis.  It’s inspired by the Colin cops a feel on everyone Party Quirks. First person Ryan POV.
Summary:  Ryan is left extremely hot and horny after Colin cops a feel.
Disclaimer: I make no money from this, but I wish I did.

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“Making it Up to You”
By: Mizz Meow

Paring: Col/Ry
Rating: hard PG-13 to soft R
Warnings: none, unless you don’t like Colin and Ryan making out and stripping.  Slightly AU, no wives.
Summery: After the infamous “Captain Hair” taping, Ryan feels the need to make things right with Colin.
Disclaimer: I make no money writing these stories.  I just write them cuz I love the guys.
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“Colin Red Ridinghood Meets the Big Bad Ryan”

A “conducted story” by ravenousboa and mizzmeow
Pairing: Col/Ry
Rating: NC-17
Warning: mansmut
Notes: This story was written like a “conducted story”.  We each wrote a small part and then would trade off, back and forth.  This is the end result.  Know that this story was written strictly for fun.  And know that we had lots of fun writing it. ;)  Also, Ryan is not bad in this story, it's just the title.
[EDIT]More Notes:  Colin as the "Walking Orgasm" is fully Cae.  All credit goes to her for describing Colin so well! ^___^
Disclaimer: We don’t own them, we just like to play with them.

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“To Touch, To Feel”
By: Mizz Meow

Pairing: Col/Ry
Rating: PG-13
Notes: This idea just popped into my head.
Summary: Colin’s POV of why Ryan touches him.
Disclaimer: don’t own, don’t sue, I have nothing to take anyway.

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