The Whose Line is it Anyway Fanfiction Archive

Title: Appearances Can Be Deceiving
Author: simplysly
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ry/Col
Summary:  Back when Claire first issued the Clicheficathon, I saw on the list the "Fuck or Die" option and wanted to write a story for it.  Ody has told me that she's the one who drew that prompt, and has given me permission to post mine, so here it is. 
Ryan, Colin and Wayne have been kidnapped.  If Ryan and Colin don't do what they're told, Wayne and who knows how many other people will die.

Title: The Wilting of the Hundred Flowers
Author: simplysly
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ry/Col
Summary: Colin has always liked watching flowers wilt.

( Colin had spent hours staring out of his window, watching the fields of wildflowers )

Title: He Always Leaves
Author: simplysly
Rating: G
Pairing: Ryan/Drew's Cup
Summary: Written for Boa's object pov challenge. Drew's Cup thinks of all the times Ryan has stolen him.

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Title: Misunderstandings
Author: simplysly
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Ry/Col
Summary: For Sue's first line challenge, "I don't want to do this anymore."

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Title: The More Things Change
Author: simplysly
Rating: R
Pairing: Implied Ry/Col
Summary: For caelieth, who asked for Colin whompage with over-protective Ryan. This is what came out. It's Dark, Dark, Dark, so be warned. The War changed them all, but it's never more obvious than with Ryan when Colin is hurt.

( They had come back with scars, all of them... )

Title: The Smallest Thing (Part 2 of 2)
Author: simplysly
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ry/Col
Summary:  Prompt: Pretending to be a couple. Dan has an idea to get more publicity for Whose Line is it Anyway. Ryan and Colin get to be the lucky showhorses.

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Title: The Smallest Thing (1/2)
Author: simplysly
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ry/Col
Summary: Prompt: Pretending to be a couple. Dan has an idea to get more publicity for Whose Line is it Anyway. Ryan and Colin get to be the lucky showhorses.

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Title: How Colin Learned To Stop Worrying And Love
Author: simplysly 
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ry/Col
Summary: Ryan didn't touch Colin for a taping, and Colin wants to find out why.

( If Colin had stopped to think about it, he would have considered it odd how much Ryan touched him, and how much he enjoyed it. )

Title: The Napkin Letters
Author: simplysly
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Ryan, Colin, Greg, Wayne, Brad, Jeff, Drew, mentions of Pat, Deb, and the kids, slight Ry/Col
Summary: A series of character pieces, centered around them sending and recieving Napkin Letters (that is, letters written on napkins). This is part one of four. The last two parts are the ending, or rather, the ending and its alternate. I will post them both at the same time, but one will be incredibly sad, while the other not so much. ONE OF THE ENDINGS WILL CONTAIN CHARACTER DEATH. Nothing is shown in this part, or in the one following. The ending with the death will be clearly labeled. The second ending contains no deaths.

An additional note: This does contain a reference to Drew's sexual abuse at age nine. Nothing is show, merely mentioned in passing.

( The Napkin Letters )

Author: simplysly 
Rating: PG

Now, come on Rosey, you know you love us. And our insanity. Ok, so I might have more insanity than most, but still!


( Roulette of Love )

Author: simplysly

Rating: PG

So, if anyone objects to me stealing Grapefruit... I'm sorry.  Consider this an alternate.  Yes, that's it.  An alternate.  Also, this gets passed to Rosey, because she needs to write something now.

Author: simplysly
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Psh, please.

( Prompt was Napkin )

Title: The Cookie Story (or, That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles)
Author: simplysly
Rating: PG (some naughty words and kissing)
Main Character(s) and/or pairings: Ry/Col
Summary: Fluffy story in which there are cookies, photo's, and realization that their father's know them better than they thought.
Notes: I don't know the real name of Colin's siblings, so I'm using Laura fo his sister and David for his brother. Also, Colin and Ryan are their own people, this probably never happened, and is thus complete fiction. Edit: maradao has informed me that Colin's brother is Graeme. The text has been changed accordingly.

( Ryan hummed with pleasure, his mouth full to bursting )

Title: Almost a Fairytale
Author: simplysly 
Rating: PG
Main Character(s) and/or pairings: Ryan and Colin, hints of Ry/Col
Summary:  The first three meetings between Colin and Ryan, when Colin was 14 and Ryan 12.

Title: Mac's Christmas Tree, Part 2
Author: simplysly
Rating: PG-13, for swearing.  Ryan has a potty mind.
Main Charactor(s)/Pairing: Ry&Col
Summary: Ryan and Colin's further adventures attempting to get Mac her Christmas tree.  Also known as the case of Ryan being stupid while attempting to be smart.
Note, this is Mac's Christmas Tree, Part 2.  Part 1 can be found here: http://simplysly.livejournal.com/10085.html#cutid2

Title: Normality
Author: simplysly
Rating: PG
Main Character(s)/Parings: Ry&Col
Summary: Ryan's sense of normal is tipped upside down after Colin kisses him in the middle of the street.

Title: Dun Roamin'
Author: simplysly
Rating: NC-17
Main Character(s) and/or pairings: Ry&Col, Greg
Summary: It's a PWP.  Misuse of foodstuffs, voyeurism, and Greg!angst.  Ryan and Colin have fun in the kitchen while Greg watches and wonders.   Thanks to claireweasley, desiredeffect, caelieth, and the_empressar for inspiration and pokes.

Title: That Stupid Couch
Author: simplysly
Rating:  PG-13
Main Character(s) and/or pairings:  Ry/Col
Summary:  That stupid couch.  It was so easy to slip back into the mindframe of 20 years ago.  Mostly mush.

As some (most?) of you know, claireweasley has been sick recently.  In an effort to cheer her up, I've been writing her drabbles and ficlets.  One or two of these things may have actually been before the illness, but the vast majority are not.  She poked me to post them over here, so here they are.  All with at least Ry/Col undertones.

Title:  They're all untitled
Author: simplysly
Rating: G - PG-13
Characters:  Ryan, Colin, mentions of Drew, Wayne, Greg and Deb

For: claireweasley
Title: I Know
Author: simplysly
Rating: Pg?
Pairing: Ry/Col
Author’s Notes: This takes place in an Alternate Universe where Colin waited until Whose Line? before considering marrying Deb. Luke was never born, and Ryan and Pat have been married for three years now.
Prompt: Ryan/Colin. Something different to the usual breaking up with significant others and falling into each others arms for hurt comfort sex. Maybe even something a little bit AU?