Another Thingslash story....
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wl_fanfiction“Thingslash” III
Yeah, I wrote another one too!
Rating: hard R
By: Meow
Disclaimer: blah blah don’t own, blah blah don’t sue, blah blah blah.
Yeah, I wrote another one too!
Rating: hard R
By: Meow
Disclaimer: blah blah don’t own, blah blah don’t sue, blah blah blah.
Oh dear lord, here they come again! I hope I can hold up under the strain. They’re like rutting beasts those two! Every other night, and some times all day on Sundays! At least they’re starting in missionary this time.
They are very complimentary of the noises I make when they fuck though. And I suppose it’s just in their nature. They are humans after all. And humans love to fuck. I just wish they would feel the need to be more adventurous than they have been as of late. I love it when they fuck in the kitchen. I doubt the kitchen table would agree with me though.
Ugh! They’re changing positions now. Doggy style! I hate doggy style! Don’t they know how much it hurts me when they fuck doggy style? Their moans and groans almost drown out my cries of pain. Almost.
Oh, sigh. Doggy style is getting old fast, but their changing positions again. On his back again, though this time he’s got his legs thrown over his lovers shoulders. They’re both getting close to getting off now, and I know I’ll be wearing most of their sticky semen too. Damn them and their horny nature!
There they go! Screaming each others names and coming all over me, again. Now they’re just laying there, catching their breath. Pretty soon they’ll pull up the duvet and spoon together and fall asleep in their afterglow. Now that, I don’t mind at all.
But I gotta tell ya, that it sucks to be a mattress sometimes.
They are very complimentary of the noises I make when they fuck though. And I suppose it’s just in their nature. They are humans after all. And humans love to fuck. I just wish they would feel the need to be more adventurous than they have been as of late. I love it when they fuck in the kitchen. I doubt the kitchen table would agree with me though.
Ugh! They’re changing positions now. Doggy style! I hate doggy style! Don’t they know how much it hurts me when they fuck doggy style? Their moans and groans almost drown out my cries of pain. Almost.
Oh, sigh. Doggy style is getting old fast, but their changing positions again. On his back again, though this time he’s got his legs thrown over his lovers shoulders. They’re both getting close to getting off now, and I know I’ll be wearing most of their sticky semen too. Damn them and their horny nature!
There they go! Screaming each others names and coming all over me, again. Now they’re just laying there, catching their breath. Pretty soon they’ll pull up the duvet and spoon together and fall asleep in their afterglow. Now that, I don’t mind at all.
But I gotta tell ya, that it sucks to be a mattress sometimes.
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