The Whose Line is it Anyway Fanfiction Archive

No really. Disowned. If I had sugar. It might be a different matter. xD

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Let me just let you all know right now that I'm disowning you. :D

( Why did you drag me into this? )

Title: A Demon In My View
Authors:
desiredeffect
And
corliamat

Summary: *hiss*
Part: 2/2
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: AU. Mentions of non-con and other stuff. Swearing, I think... I could be wrong. I don't remember anymore
Author's notes: Okay, so Cae posted a manipulation of demon!Ryan. And me, being me, got inspired and wrote about 1000 words of a story. THEN Cae decided that hey, she should help out too, and 3000(ish) words later, this fic was finished :P This is our first co-written story, and hopefully you will not explode from the ... demon possession?

Cae is purty. :P And I will not insult her again to make sure she don't take me to a taxidermist.

Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

Part 1

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( You haven't a clue what hell is. )

Title: A Demon In My View
Authors: 
desiredeffect
And
corliamat

Summary: Think you can keep control?
Part: 1/2
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: AU. Mentions of non-con and other stuff. Swearing, I think... I could be wrong. I don't remember anymore
Author's notes: Okay, so Cae posted a manipulation of demon!Ryan. And me, being me, got inspired and wrote about 1000 words of a story. THEN Cae decided that hey ,she should help out too, and 3000(ish) words later, this fic was finished :P This is our first co-written story, and hopefully you will not explode from the ... demon possession?
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

Title: Did It Hurt When You Hit The Ground?
Author: desiredeffect
Chapter: 6/?
Summary: Dinner?
Pairing(s): Eventual Ry/Greg. Past Greg/OMC
Rating: PG so far.
Author's notes: Um. Move along?
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction.

--( You got your second chance, Ryan. I wouldn’t waste it. )

Title: Did It Hurt When You Hit The Ground?
Author: desiredeffect
Chapter: 5/?
Summary: Greg ... goes shopping? And overhears something that gets him caught in his own cleverness.
Pairing(s): Eventual Ry/Greg. Past Greg/OMC
Rating: G
Author's notes: Yay I got inspired :D
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction.

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Title: If I Could Have A Second Skin [1/2]
PLUS
...I'd Probably Dress Up In You [2/2]
Rating: G
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Summary: The first time I met you right up until where I began to lose count
Author's notes: More teeth rotting fic. ;) Now I already posted these on my journal but Cae said I should show you and I have no ability to refuse anything that girl says so here it is. Uh... enjoy? Second part is linked at the bottom of the first.
Disclaimer: Own nothing except my sooouuuul.

Fake Cut? ... What are they? Hee (:

Title: The Letters B, E, J, P, Y (I cant make a word out of this. Can you?)
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Ry/Col this time
Summary: Letters! Mush! Biography! Yay! :D Part 2 of ... i dunno I how many I have left to do. 16? So... say 5. 2 of 5! ^^
Author's notes: More teeth rotting fic. ;)
Disclaimer: I should probably put these in more often. I own crap all except possibly the bedroom I live in and even then I don't really own it. Like I don't own Colin and Ryan. Oh but if I did *ponders*

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( Oh noes! )

Title: The Letters F, L, M, N, S. (It's a little hard to spell Flamin Homos with the double O)
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Ry/Col Jeff/?(Greg!)
Summary: Letters! Mush! Biography! Yay! :D
Author's notes: Please don't let me get slack on these *chants*

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( Cut to Save Your Brain )

Title: Ruff Stuff
Author:desiredeffect
Part: 2/?
Rating: G
Pairing(s): Suppose a Ry/Col friendship ... if you're thinking like I'm thinking.
Summary: COMPLETE AU. Colin is, as we know, the king of puppy-eyed looks. So, why shouldn't he just be a dog? :P
Author's notes: I suppose this is a chapter two of sorts. Cae pretty much kicked my ass into gear by asking me when the next part was. But I think it's, you know, rushed.

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Title: Ruff Stuff
Author: desiredeffect
Rating: G
Pairing(s): Suppose a Ry/Col friendship ... if you're thinking like I'm thinking.
Summary: Colin knew life was hard. He just didn't exactly understand how hard. COMPLETE AU.
Author's notes: I may be trying to get back onto the path of happy writing but this probably WASN'T the best way to accomplish it. Considering it making it chaptered but ... yeah, I'm inherently lazy. So we'll see.

Here's to taking the idea of Puppy Eyed!Colin just a TAD too far.

Blame as always lies with corliamat for encouraging me.

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( You know your brain? You may want to NOT read if you wanna keep it :P )

Title: Battle Of Who Could Care Less
Author: desiredeffect
Rating: G
Pairing(s): Colin/Drew
Author's notes: Yay! I wrote something. 3 things. They suck but whatever. :D
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

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( You don’t just go around picking fights. )

Title: Happiness Is Just A Chemical
Author: desiredeffect
Summary: ... :D
Pairing(s): Col/?
Rating: PG?
Author's notes: So I was listening to Darren Hanlon's Happiness Is A Chemical and I was thinking of Colin and some other unnamed person at the time and this is what I game up with. Title and song lyrics that are sprinkled in as actual conversation throughout the story were STOLEN from the song. Hee. :D
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

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( Your Happiness Is Just A Chemical )

Title: Run
Author: desiredeffect
Summary: Gotta run, always run. Don't stop.
Pairing(s): Ry/Col I suppose.
Rating: G
Author's notes: Okay, I wrote this today, but I finally realised that it could also fit in with the whole 'Nose' prompt.
But sadly, I have no idea what I was thinking. Unbeta'd as per usual.
I'm too busy pining over my friend who's gone to Thailand. I WANT HIM BACK ALREADY!
Also, did you know they apparently give Chrysanthemums to people who are dying? I seriously did not until earlier. Yay! I'm ignorant! :D
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction


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( Run, run as fast as you can… )

Title: Never Let You Go
Author: desiredeffect
Pairing: Ry/Col, Greg's POV
Rating: G
Summary: Greg's speculating on Colin and Ryan.
A/N: More things for the 15hugs thing. Only 3 more to go!

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( Like they’d been conjoined twins separated at birth. )

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Title: Harpoon
Author: desiredeffect
Pairing: Ry/Col
Rating: PG
Summary: Beach kisses and the like

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( “Funny. Very funny.” He commented acidly )

Title: Did It Hurt When You Hit The Ground?
Author: desiredeffect
Chapter: 4/?
Summary: The rest of chapter 4. Ryan's gets into trouble. Greg has a nice car.
Pairing(s): Eventual Ry/Greg. Past Greg/OMC
Rating: PG-13, mild cussing
Author's notes: So after sweet_miharu asked me last night if I was going to continue this, I had some serious thinking to do. And apparently I did it. It's the rest of chapter 4, but thank the lord Cae was there to bug me through it. Also, vampires? :P
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

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( I don’t see any kitchenware in the general vicinity of your being so you must be. )

Title: The Best Is Yet To Come
Author: Desiredeffect (ZOMG, that's me!)
Pairing: Greg/Ryan
Rating: PG-13 I suppose
Summary: Glasses, obviously.
Disclaimer: Giiiift for fiiiiictiiion.
A/N: Crappiest piece of crap I have ever written. Honestly, I hate it.

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( Ryan Stiles, you son of a bitch, give me back my glasses )

Title: Love Like Semtex {2/2}
Author: Rosey
Part: 2/2
Summary: It's Ryan's birthday!
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: NC-17!!!
Author's notes: Mmmk, so I just finished this and so it's currently raw. Probably has a million and one spelling mistakes in it that I'm trusting you people to pick out for me. :P
Hopefully none of them will result in a laughing-fit-of-death for Cae. (:
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction
Previous part can be found here! :D

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( Ryan’s voice was slightly hysterical )

Title: Love Like Semtex {1/2}
Author: desiredeffect
Part: 1/2
Summary: It's Ryan's birthday!
Pairing(s): Ry/Col Side Greg/Jeff
Rating: R. This part to be on the safe side. NC-17 overall.
Author's notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAE-BEAR
And after pointing that all, you can blame her for this, filling my brain with IDEAS. Evil woman. :P
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

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( Hey, is there secret planning going on? I want in on it too )

Title: Four AM
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: G
A/N: Again more things for Cae's birthday :D I may or may not die before I finish the next 5.
But on the bright side, afterwards I'll stop posting them! xD
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction. For ALL of these drabbles again.

( Colin was cold and, more importantly, Colin was tired. )

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Title: Royal In The Afternoon
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: G

( Ryan of course, was never one to miss out on festivities )

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Title: Witchcraft
Pairing(s): Ry/Col, side of Greg/Jeff if you wanna take it like that
Rating: G

( Colin you look adorable, like some kind of overly large teddy bear. )

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Title: If We Can't Get It Together
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: G

( Colin was away and Ryan was bored. Very bored. Super bored. )

Title: Comfort In Sound
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Author: desiredeffect
Rating: G - They're all very sugary. You've been warned ;D
Author's notes: All drabbles :D. It's Cae's birthday soon ;D And I recently joined the 15hugs community so decided to write some of them and put them up here like some sort of PRE-birthday present. (:
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction. This is a disclaimer for ALL of these drabbles

( Ryan pulled a tearful Colin towards him )
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Title: Middle Of The Hill
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: G

( I think I could happily collapse where I’m standing )
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Title: With Friends Like You...
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: G

( It’s a tiny little scratch, nothing major. )
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Title: Sleeping In
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: G

( For a split second Ryan had the very vaguely amusing thought that god was hungry. )
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Title: Central Reservation
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: G

( Colin knew where Ryan’s ticklish spots were. )
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Title: Enjoy The Silence
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: G

( Sometimes if Ryan closed his eyes and listened it sounded like Colin was calling for help. )

Title: The Damage In Your Heart
Author: desiredeffect
Summary: Thoughts thoughts the wonderful ... uh.. thoughts.
Pairing(s): Ry/Col in my HEAD but take it as you want it.
Rating: G
Author's notes: I had nothing better to do then write apparently. (: Very ... weirdly written in my own opinion o_O Falls in around 1000 words.
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

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( Fear to see the weaknesses you know are inside of you. )

Title: Please Don't Ask Me To Smile
Author: desiredeffect
Part: 3/?
Summary: Complete AU, Ryan meets Colin in primary school and obviously it's a friendship that lasts a lifetime (: Ryan is suddenly staying over at Colin's house.
Pairing(s): Eventual Ry/Col
Rating: G
Author's notes: It was christmas!!! And I couldn't make it very christmas, but the word DID get mentioned a few times, that was about it.
Also, Cae has been nice enough to volunteer to write the next one. Right Cae? ;D
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

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( It was an early Saturday evening and Ryan was staying over at Colin’s house. )

Title: Everything Is Good For You...
Author: desiredeffect
Summary: Ryan wants to take back what he said during one SFAH
Pairing(s): Ry/Col
Rating: PG-13?
Author's notes: I watched one SFAH where one of the things was "The number one thing you shouldn't lick." And so, here we are. :D
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

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( Things you shouldn’t lick? )

Title: I'll Keep You (My Dirty Little Secret)
Author: desiredeffect
Summary: Complete and total AU from the weird dream I had where Colin was a cop. And Ryan was a suspected thief. My mind works in weird ways o_o; Also this may have stemmed from the roadblock I seem to have encountered with one of my other stories.
Pairing: Ry/Col
Rating: NC-17
Author's notes: Consdering this is looking like a week for first anythings, I thought I'd add my first sex scene to the fray too! Though I can tell you now, it's nowhere near as good as Corliamat's OR Sungreen's. Dang you people and your superior writing ability! :P
Disclaimer: It's not lying, it's a gift for fiction

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( It’s petty theft but I got his name and ran his file )