wl_fanfiction | Adoration [THINGslash CHALLENGE] (Reply)

“Adoration”
by: Mizz Meow
Pairing: ????
Rating: ??
Warnings: I guess if you don’t like inanimate object love, then you shouldn’t read this. Total fluff here!
Notes: My answer to the “Thingslash” challenge made by

ravenousboa.
Summery: How do you summarize “Thingslash”?
Disclaimer: Not my shoes or my pants or my people. I got no money, please don't sue me!
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We love the way they hang. So very attractive. Sadly we’re always on the floor, and they are always just above us. Sometimes Ryan moves us so very close to them, when he is sitting next to Colin. But we loose our nerve to tell them how we feel.

There are some occasions when we end up on the floor together in one or the other of the two men’s trailers. But again, we always loose our nerve. We don’t know why we always loose our nerve. If Ryan and Colin can show their love, why can’t we?

Perhaps ours is a star-crossed love, and it was never meant to be. But we would surely like to get the chance to give it a go. We sigh as he puts us away for the day. Another chance lost.

Is it wrong for a pair of blue shoes to love a pair of brown pants? Perhaps. But it is what we are, and how we feel and we can’t help it.

The closet is opening again. He must have forgotten something. No! It’s Colin! He’s throwing his brown pants in here with us! They fall atop us and wrap their long legs around us. We must tell them now! This is the best opportunity we have.

*Brown Pants?*

*Yes, Blue Shoes?*

*We love you. We have loved you for so very long*

*Really?*

*Yes.*

*We love you too, Blue Shoes. We always have.*

It is our dream come true. And we can all be happy now.

End