The Whose Line is it Anyway Fanfiction Archive

A/N...both of them: Sorry we totally took over the comm, but we needed to finish posting our friggen novel for Sungreen. The bum's rush is over... We're done!

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: G, no language whatso-fuckin’-ever… crap
Pairing: Col/Greg/Ry, mentioned Jeff/Chip and Drew/? (I think he’s with Clive)
Summary: Things falls down and get rebuilt better than ever before
Disclaimer: Don’t own any of the guys, just know ‘em as friends of my imagination

( I'm half animatronic )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: PG-13 for language
Pairing: none really
Summary: Ryan wins and loses at the same time
Disclaimer: I don’t even own my cat, she owns me

( It's vitamin B. They're wholly legal but if you take a lot of them you freak )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: R for simultaneous man sex (woohoo!!!)
Pairing: Chip/Jeff, Ry/Col/Greg
Summary: Jeff gets his wish and Colin is the filling in a manwich
Disclaimer: Still own naught but Max

( Come! )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: R for language and violence
Pairing: Chip/ Jeff ish
Summary: The party goes boom and it’s every man for himself… sorta… hehehe
Disclaimer: I own nuthin’ except for Max. Totally made her up meself

( A jar of Almonds! )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Ry/Col, Chip/ Jeff, with a dash of Paul/Richard. Who knew?!
Summary: Paul and Richard reveal extracurricular activities, Max reveals an old hobby and the guys put on a show
Disclaimer: Found that other someone, her name is Mayan Chocolate Haagen Daaz. Still not owning nuthin’

( You scratchin' Snagglepuss? )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: PG13 for that damn language
Pairing: Jeff/ Chip type stuff
Summary: Chip acts, Patterson needs to see a dentist and Clive gets rescued from a Port-a-John ride
Disclaimer: Screw you Poo, I’ve found someone better… well I will… owning nothing, by the way

( Enter Clive Anderson! )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: PG-13 for language. Heavens to Betsy it’s persistent
Pairing: none at the mo’
Summary: People get served hardcore, Wayne hides suspicions and Colin runs from toilet water
Disclaimer: You think Poo will take me back? (still not owning nothin’)

( If you're blue and you dunno where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits... )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: PG-13 for some language and mild smoochies
Pairing: Greg/ Col-ish
Summary: Greg gets dinner and Colin spills the beans
Disclaimer: I’m over poo. I’m completely over him. I just don’t own the guys

( Not gonna catch the Midnight Writer!!! )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: R again for language and some serious kiss-age
Pairing: Ry/ Col
Summary: The guys play a game and Colin tries to stop playing hard to get
Disclaimer: What is it with me and Jack Poo?

( Slip slidin' away... and stuff )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: R for the ever present potty language
Pairing: Ry/Col kissy face!
Summary: Ryan entertains a notion of 'maybe' and strikes a deal
Disclaimer: Still ownin’ naught but jack poo

( Entwistle was still alive, too )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

For: Sungreen70
Rated: R for language
Pairing: Col/Greg if you squint your eye and tilt a little
Summary: Ryan gets a talking to and the guys learn a new way to have fun
Disclaimer: still own jack poo

( Don't call me Juliet )

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

Written By: PD and Glyph! whoo for co-authorship
Edited by: Glyph
For: Sungreen70's Secret Summer Fic Challenge
Rated: R for language and sex
Pairing: none at the moment... tee hee
Summary: Totally and completely AU. We’ve toyed with their time lines and ages, switched a bunch of stuff around, but they’re all still the same guys. Based off of the Police song ‘Don’t Stand so Close to Me’ *dances to it*
Disclaimer: We don’t own any of ‘em, so don’t sue us!

( Muhaha it was us! )