The Whose Line is it Anyway Fanfiction Archive

Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Authors: rycolfan  and draconica_nova 
Pairing: Colin/Ryan
Chapter Rating: PG
Overall Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ryan Stiles, an eager young journalist in the making, seeks his place at one of Los Angeles’ biggest newspaper companies. Although it soon becomes clear that his boss wants a lot more from him than just dictation…

A/N: Woohoo! Our very first joint venture. We're both having a blast writing this and decided that it's time to share it with you lovely lot. ^__^ A new chapter will be posted every Monday in the hope that we cheer up the Monday Blues a tad. Don't forget to leave feedback for both of us - we're not telling who wrote which chapters!
Enjoy it!

DN and RCF x


( Ryan took this oppurtunity to look up at the name displayed on the office door: Mr. C. Mochrie... )

Title: How to Save Your Asp
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Greg/Ryan implied, but none seen.
Word Count: 655
Summary: Jeff has someone he’d like you to meet...

Author's Notes: My friend set me a challenge to write a drabble based on this picture:





( "Holy kittens!" )

Title: Light Your Halo, Angel
Rating: PG-13/maybe R for death themes and swearing.
Word Count: 1,698
Summary: A tragic loss, a desperate widow and the people caught in between.

Disclaimer: I don’t own anyone and this story is the purest of pure fiction. Thank goodness it is.
Author’s Notes: I warn you now, this isn’t a feel-good outing. :c


( If I fell, she'd catch me... )

Title: Aquarius - 2/11
Chapter Rating: PG
Story Rating: R
Pairings: There might be some later...
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, just the premise of the story.

Summary: Colin is a man of aquatic science, but is he ready to believe in the impossible? This is a story of mystery, suspense and greed but above all, friendship. And water. Lots of water.

Author's Notes: I bet this isn't going in the direction you thought it would... ohohoho.

I can has story tag plz? :3

( Conditions for diving could hardly be more ideal. )

Title: Aquarius - 1/11
Chapter Rating: PG
Story Rating: R
Pairings: Colin/Ryan friendship, plus some fleeting Chip/Brad. And if you squint, there might be some Drew/Kathy in there. 
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, just the premise of the story. Darn. xD

Summary: Colin is a man of aquatic science, but is he ready to believe in the impossible? This is a story of mystery, suspense and greed but above all, friendship. And water. Lots of water.

Author's Notes: I bring forth another multi-chapter story. Incidentally, we’re running on the coat tails of Wrath and Emeralds a little as I once again dive into the supernatural/fantasy genre. Listen to the song of the same name by Within Temptation – and you’ll see why I wrote this.

Story tag please, dearest mods? Merci! ^__^


( Welcome to Magenta Reef Aquarium. )

Title: Two Wrongs…
Paring: Colin/Ryan
Rating: PG-13 for themes.
Word Count: 1,186
Summary: What’s Ryan got to hide?

Author’s Notes: Inspired by the aftermath of ‘Dubbing’ with David Hasselhoff. There’s a look that Ryan gives Colin after the game that just screams cuteness. ^_^

“Minus a thousand points to Ryan for ‘Two thongs don’t make a right.’” ~ Drew



( 'Are you going to say it, or shall I?' )

Title: It’s Hard to Freeze a Flowing River
Pairings: Colin/Paul Merton, also some brief mentions of Clive/Paul
Rating: PG-13, just to be on the safe side. 
Word Count: 2,770

Summary: It’s been so long, but feelings stay the same.

Author’s Notes: Hello, Mister Obscure Pairing. There’s something about Paul that I absolutely love. And when I learned that Colin once appeared alongside him, Richard Vranch and Jim Sweeney at the Edinburgh festival a few years ago… this practically wrote itself. :D



( Both men were so used to their own voices that it was a bit of a reality check that a Canadian accent had joined in the fun. )

Title: Winter Warmer
Pairing: Colin/Ryan
Rating: R for a little bit of the naughty
Characters: Colin, Drew, Greg, Ryan
Word Count: 3,222
Summary: Four of our favourite improvisers are stranded in a car in the middle of a blizzard. Someone has to go out to get gas…
Author’s Notes: It’s all about sharing bodily warmth. ;) After all, it is winter.

( "Like honey and sugar." )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds – 12/12
Chapter Rating: PG
Overall Rating: R
Warning(s): None
Summary: It’s the fabled epilogue

Author's Notes: And so the end is nigh. Thank you so much if you’ve read this through to the end and put up with my sluggish updates. I love you all. x

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( His gleaming eyes showed Colin just how thrilled he was to be back... )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds – 11/12
Chapter Rating: PG
Overall Rating: R
Warning(s): None
Summary: It’s dead.

Author's Notes: This hasn’t been beta’d yet, so please excuse any mistakes. ^^;

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( ‘News coming in from the last half hour: The Whose Line is it Anyway? star, Ryan Stiles, has been found alive, however he is currently being hospitalised for unknown injuries.’ )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds – 10b/12
Chapter Rating: R
Overall Rating: R
Warning(s): Blood ‘n’ stuff
Summary: A race for survival, but it may already be too late.

Author's Notes: I love you all so much, so here’s the next part, as promised. ^_^

( "We're going to save you, Ryan. Just like I promised." )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds – 10a/12
Chapter Rating: Hard R
Overall Rating: R
Warning(s): Violence and swearing.
Summary: This could be the end...

Author's Notes: I am going to be evil and split this chapter in two because I like how this bit ended. Hee hee heeeee...

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( "You won't break me." ... "We'll see about that." )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds – 9/12
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Overall Rating: R
Warning(s): Angst
Summary: A plan begins to unfold. Could Ryan finally be free of this virus?

Author's Notes: This marks the beginning of the end! ^^ Feedback is hugs, kisses, bunnies and sunshine sprinkled with sugar.


( "I'm giving you the luxury of not seeing someone you love die." )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds – 8/12
Chapter Rating: R
Overall Rating: R
Warning(s): Smut
Summary: A friend in need...

Author's Notes: Here's the longer update, as promised. ^v^ Enjoy!

( "Help me to feel again." )

Hey guys! This is house Number 2. ^_^

Hope everyone had a lovely Halloween night! Thanks to everyone for their wonderful gifts and crafts, I absolutely adore them. ^_^
Keeping with the times, I now present the gifts that I made. Enjoy!

Two icons, first of all!

1. For not2bscene ...

( Icon #1 )


2. For almostjulie ...

( Icon #2 )


Now a piece of art for clayangel ...
Title: Warmth & Shadow
WARNING! This picture contains semi man-nekkidness. You have been warned. *nods*
*A link to the art*


And finally, two ficcy-wics! ^_^

1. Title: “Coming” Home
Rating: NC-17. With a title like that, it can’t not be.
Pairing: Colin/Ryan
Word Count: 1,578
Written for the delightful mizzmeow !

( Story #1 )



2. Title: Love in the Sky
Rating: PG-13 - for EXTREME fluff!
Pairing: Colin/Ryan
Word Count: 2,482

Written for the super duper rycolfan !

( Story #2 )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds – 7b/12
Chapter Rating: PG
Overall Rating: R
Warning(s): None
Summary: How does Ryan cope with what he's done?

Author's Notes: This is a tiny little part which adds on to the previous chapter. Longer chapter soon, I swear. xD


( "It's like when you're having a nightmare... I'm trapped in a monster's body." )

Title: Instinct
Pairing: Colin/Ryan
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,000
Summary: I can hear a screaming crowd, laughter and howls as they realise what we’re doing. I have a vague idea that my mind is screaming too, but for entirely different reasons. ~ My completely original game of ‘Award Show’.
Author’s Notes: Anyone remember this? A little fic I wrote from days gone by, which I thought I might post here. :D Enjoy!


( I had no idea he could be this... sexy. )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds – 7a/12
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Overall Rating: R
Warning(s): Some slight swearing
Summary: The morning after the night before.

Author's Notes: Internet is back! So yay, more updates! ^__^
Feedback? Sweeter than a sugar coated pancake… yum. Would love you forever! 8D



( The further he walked, the more hypnotically irregular the smell became. It smelt almost like… blood. )

Title: Half Empty, Half Full
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Brad/Chip
Warnings: Mentions of sex, mild swearing.
Word Count: 1,919
Summary: Two lovers, reunited.

Author's Notes: I never really understood why some people dislike Chip as a performer…

( ...he’ll block out anything sentimental for humour. Maybe a boyish joke here and there, a smattering of a cheeky smile. )

Title: Wilted Flowers in Early Hours
Pairing: Greg/Ryan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,364
Summary: …a fractured relationship of ‘if’s and ‘but’s.

Author's Notes: End of Summer Fic Exchange - Written for the lovely of_gardenias  who asked for Greg/Ryan romance. Hope you like it! ^_^


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( ...catching the moonshine like a looking glass catches the vainglorious.  )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds - 6/12
Chapter Rating: R
Overall Rating: R
Warning(s): Angst and a lot of violence in this chapter. Gee, I wonder why?
Summary: Tension and strenuous emotions at home lead to a fight for survival.

Author's Notes: Oh, I’d recommend some fitting music to play whilst reading this part. I suggest either ‘Monster’ by Skillet or ‘Animal I Have Become’ by Three Days Grace.

P.S. Apologies for my recent absence but my internet is having problems at home, so I haven’t been able to read all the lovely updates. I don’t know when I’ll get it back again, but I promise that once I do I will catch up and comment with all I have missed. ^__^



( The beast slowly turned … human blood dripping rhythmically from its evil-deformed muzzle… )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds - 5/12
Characters: Colin, Ryan
Chapter Rating: PG
Overall Rating: R
Summary: The inner animal wants out. Ryan settles in to Colin's house, while Colin realises his new responsibilities.

Author's Notes: Feedback is adoration wrapped in hugs and kisses. ^_^
~


( "You can't see her." )

Title: Wrath and Emeralds - 4/12
Characters: Colin, Ryan
Chapter Rating: PG
Overall Rating: R
Summary: For how long can a man hide his fear? His anger? His love?

Author's Notes: Well, this chapter is quicker than the other ones, at least... xD  Your comments and feedback make all the difference. xxx

( Ryan’s face was a picture of peace, his dishevelled curls adorning his forehead lovingly. )

Title: If Betrayal were a Cocktail… [2/3]
Pairing: Ryan/Colin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sex, swearing and plenty of angst.

Summary: You can’t expect to embark on a relationship in Hollywood without being noticed…

Author’s Notes: This isn't my most favourite chapter ever, so please be nice. xD

( I sensed that any minute, Dan would've been tending to a black eye, or maybe a broken nose. )

Title: If Betrayal were a Cocktail… [1/3]
Pairing: Ryan/Colin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, swearing and plenty of angst.

Summary: You can’t expect to embark on a relationship in Hollywood without being noticed…

Author’s Notes: Just had to expel this little idea before I got moving with anything else. xD First chapter is pure happy, so don't be shy! 8D Feedback is love! And dearest mods - a story tag, sil vous plait? Merci! ^_^



( ...I felt Ryan’s palm graze over my buttock briefly before giving it a firm squeeze... )