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I wrote this in Algebra today while I was bored. Ships included are Ryan/Colin, and a mention of Brad/Wayne. Also, male pregnancy. So if that's not your thing, look away.
6:30 A.M: Get up, drive to studio
7:00 A.M: Detach Ryan & Colin from each other
7:15 A.M: Pay off Fangirl Mafia to not publish raunchy Ryan/Colin photos
7:30 A.M: Pump fatty foods into Drew’s formaldehyde tank
8:00 –
9:15 A.M: Avoid ABC execs
9:30 A.M: Explain to Wayne that you can’t get donuts because you need to see the prop people
9:32 –
9:35 A.M: Run down to the Krispy Kreme
9:36 A.M: Refuse to get more donuts
9:40 A.M: Convince prop people to make better props
9:55 A.M: Explain to Dan Patterson that the show doesn’t need a purpose
10:00 A.M: Brad’s Jazzercise class
10:30 A.M: Drive back to studio
10:43 A.M: Detach Ryan & Colin again
11:00 A.M: Chase away fangirls at entrance
11:05 A.M: Fill 5,000 pitchers of water (just in case)
11:15 A.M: Meetings with censors to explain that they can’t do reshoots, attempt to stop Ryan from killing them
11:30 A.M: Hide censor’s bodies
11:45 A.M: Remove waste from Drew’s tank
12:00 A.M: Lunch
12:05 A.M: Lunch over
12:10 A.M: Take chairs to chair-laundering place
12:20 A.M: Lure fangirl away from Greg’s dressing room w/ picture of Ryan & Colin obtained from Fangirl Mafia
12:35 A.M: Call security on fangirl’s ass
12:43 A.M: Detach Ryan & Colin again
1:00 P.M: Fangirls Anonymous meeting
1:30 P.M: Return to studio, listen to repeated chant of “Whadja bring me? Whadja bring me?” from Brad & Chip
1:45 P.M: Hand clean stage
1:50 –
2:00 P.M: Test buzzer/doorbell
2:05 P.M: Make Chip a sammich
2:20 P.M: Accidentally walk in on Brad and Wayne
2:25 P.M: Makeout session w/ Jeff
2:40 P.M: Attempt to get funny celebrities to appear on the show
2:45 P.M: Call back Pauly Shore and explain to him that he is neither funny nor a celebrity
3:00 P.M: Secret viewings of the “Boa Constictor” game
3:30 P.M: Feed Drew again
3:40 P.M: Yell at Ryan & Colin to stop making out in the hallways
3:45 P.M: Shave Colin’s head
4:00 P.M: Buy more tacky shoes for Ryan
4:15 P.M: Supervise audience seating cleanup crew
4:40 P.M: Explain to Dan Patterson where babies come from
4:41 P.M: Stunned silence when Dan says Colin is pregnant with Ryan’s baby
4:45 P.M: Ask Colin about pregnancy
5:00 P.M: Buy maternity clothes despite self
5:15 P.M: Dispose of waste from Drew’s tank
5:30 P.M: Epic war with the cast of Friends
6:00 P.M: Nap
6:01 P.M: Be immediately awakened by Brad
6:03 P.M: Complain
6:30 P.M: Awaken Drew from tank
6:35 P.M: Detach Ryan & Colin again
6:40 P.M: Help Colin think of baby names, wonder to self how the baby will come out
7:00 P.M: Crowd control w/ tazer
7:05 P.M: Distract cops w/ leftover donuts
7:30 P.M: Discipline makeup people for writing “I Banged Colin” on Ryan’s face in everlast-lipcolor
8:00 P.M: Show begins
8:15 P.M: Taser spies from Friends
10:00 P.M: Show ends
10:30 P.M: Afterparty, make out w/ Jeff in a corner
10:45 P.M: Put Drew back in the tank
10:50 P.M: Attempt to muffle noise emanating from Ryan & Colin’s dressing room
11:00 –
11:30 P.M: Worker’s Union meeting
12:00 P.M: Hot sex w/ Jeff
12:30 P.M: Hot sex over, sleep
The end.
6:30 A.M: Get up, drive to studio
7:00 A.M: Detach Ryan & Colin from each other
7:15 A.M: Pay off Fangirl Mafia to not publish raunchy Ryan/Colin photos
7:30 A.M: Pump fatty foods into Drew’s formaldehyde tank
8:00 –
9:15 A.M: Avoid ABC execs
9:30 A.M: Explain to Wayne that you can’t get donuts because you need to see the prop people
9:32 –
9:35 A.M: Run down to the Krispy Kreme
9:36 A.M: Refuse to get more donuts
9:40 A.M: Convince prop people to make better props
9:55 A.M: Explain to Dan Patterson that the show doesn’t need a purpose
10:00 A.M: Brad’s Jazzercise class
10:30 A.M: Drive back to studio
10:43 A.M: Detach Ryan & Colin again
11:00 A.M: Chase away fangirls at entrance
11:05 A.M: Fill 5,000 pitchers of water (just in case)
11:15 A.M: Meetings with censors to explain that they can’t do reshoots, attempt to stop Ryan from killing them
11:30 A.M: Hide censor’s bodies
11:45 A.M: Remove waste from Drew’s tank
12:00 A.M: Lunch
12:05 A.M: Lunch over
12:10 A.M: Take chairs to chair-laundering place
12:20 A.M: Lure fangirl away from Greg’s dressing room w/ picture of Ryan & Colin obtained from Fangirl Mafia
12:35 A.M: Call security on fangirl’s ass
12:43 A.M: Detach Ryan & Colin again
1:00 P.M: Fangirls Anonymous meeting
1:30 P.M: Return to studio, listen to repeated chant of “Whadja bring me? Whadja bring me?” from Brad & Chip
1:45 P.M: Hand clean stage
1:50 –
2:00 P.M: Test buzzer/doorbell
2:05 P.M: Make Chip a sammich
2:20 P.M: Accidentally walk in on Brad and Wayne
2:25 P.M: Makeout session w/ Jeff
2:40 P.M: Attempt to get funny celebrities to appear on the show
2:45 P.M: Call back Pauly Shore and explain to him that he is neither funny nor a celebrity
3:00 P.M: Secret viewings of the “Boa Constictor” game
3:30 P.M: Feed Drew again
3:40 P.M: Yell at Ryan & Colin to stop making out in the hallways
3:45 P.M: Shave Colin’s head
4:00 P.M: Buy more tacky shoes for Ryan
4:15 P.M: Supervise audience seating cleanup crew
4:40 P.M: Explain to Dan Patterson where babies come from
4:41 P.M: Stunned silence when Dan says Colin is pregnant with Ryan’s baby
4:45 P.M: Ask Colin about pregnancy
5:00 P.M: Buy maternity clothes despite self
5:15 P.M: Dispose of waste from Drew’s tank
5:30 P.M: Epic war with the cast of Friends
6:00 P.M: Nap
6:01 P.M: Be immediately awakened by Brad
6:03 P.M: Complain
6:30 P.M: Awaken Drew from tank
6:35 P.M: Detach Ryan & Colin again
6:40 P.M: Help Colin think of baby names, wonder to self how the baby will come out
7:00 P.M: Crowd control w/ tazer
7:05 P.M: Distract cops w/ leftover donuts
7:30 P.M: Discipline makeup people for writing “I Banged Colin” on Ryan’s face in everlast-lipcolor
8:00 P.M: Show begins
8:15 P.M: Taser spies from Friends
10:00 P.M: Show ends
10:30 P.M: Afterparty, make out w/ Jeff in a corner
10:45 P.M: Put Drew back in the tank
10:50 P.M: Attempt to muffle noise emanating from Ryan & Colin’s dressing room
11:00 –
11:30 P.M: Worker’s Union meeting
12:00 P.M: Hot sex w/ Jeff
12:30 P.M: Hot sex over, sleep
The end.
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Date: 2005-08-26 02:54 am (UTC)11:30 A.M: Hide censor’s bodies
3:45 P.M: Shave Colin’s head
These are my favorites, but I LOVE the entire thing!
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Date: 2005-08-26 07:35 am (UTC)"Help Colin think of baby names, wonder to self how the baby will come out"
"Discipline makeup people for writing “I Banged Colin” on Ryan’s face in everlast-lipcolor"
*Fall of her chair and is still laughing on the ground*
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Date: 2005-08-26 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-02 11:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 09:59 pm (UTC)