Quote Challenge

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Hey, everyone. I'm bored out of my mind and decided to create a new challenge. Feel free to participate and post your stories within two days, hopefully. XD

Here are the rules:
- Pick a quote from the list. Pick more than one or all of them if you like. It doesn't matter.
- Base your story off the quote or include the quote in your fics (could be a flashback story, could be said by a different person than listed, could be used in the story in different context than it appeared in the episode.)
- Post your story as soon as possible along with the quote you used.

Sounds simple, right? Click below to see the quotes:
1. "I knew he needed a hammer. He also needed a couple of nails and a good screw." (Ryan)

2. "Isn't that right beside Left... Noob?" (Colin)

3. "I hope it's me with my clothes on." (Colin)

4. "I feel so dirty!" (Wayne)

5. "You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories." (Colin)

6. "I said to Colin, did you know that was me? He goes, yeah. I go, how did you know? He goes, I know your lips." (Ryan)

7. "Boy, Wayne sure has a tickly butt, huh?" (Drew)

8. "Bachelor number two, if I were a drink I believe I would be a margarita because I am tall... and... salty... and I... always have Tequila in me." (Chip)

9. "Oh, we're watching animal porn!" (Colin)

10. "All right, I got everything for the party, I got the food, I got the beer, I got the baby oil... lets start this thing!" (Jeff)

11. "Am I putting something in, or pulling something out?" (Greg)

12. "If you get this right, I'll give you a million dollars, and I'll show you some lovin' like you've never seen!"(Brad)

Have fun!