If Ryan Stiles Had Twitter....Hmmm

[graciewoooo.livejournal.com]

Title: What if Ryan Stiles got Twitter?
Summary: Greg is trying to teach Ryan how to use Twitter.
Author’s Notes: Obviously, this is only a what if, so it doesn’t really account for anything. I had SO much fun writing this XD WARNING There is quite alot of swearing XD. Hope you enjoy :)

ryanstiles @gregproops He's trying to teach me how to use Twitter. He's not succeeding
gregproops @ryanstiles Shut up! You're just technologically impaired!
ryanstiles @gregproops Atleast I can see what I'm typing
gregproops @ryanstiles I don't have to fucking crouch
ryanstiles @gregproops For Christ sake! I'm not used to this you ass
gregproops @ryanstiles Not my problem buddy. I'm trying to help you
ryanstiles @gregproops....Since when do you help me
gregproops @ryanstiles Ever since your wife quit oral
ryanstiles @gregproops Oh please, she was just copying yours
gregproops @ryanstiles Oh touche my friend. Touche
ryanstiles @gregproops Now shut up and help me
gregproops @ryanstiles What the hell do you want to know!? I've told you everything I could!
jeffdavis @gregproops @ryanstiles This is fucking hilarious
ryanstiles @jeffdavis Oh get lost you raging gaylord
jeffdavis @ryanstiles Just because I have better hair than you
ryanstiles @jeffdavis Wow I am SO jealous
gregproops @ryanstiles @jeffdavis Can I just leave now? Please!?
ryanstiles @gregproops No I need help
gregproops @ryanstiles Damn right you do. But I'm not helping
ryanstiles @gregproops FUCK SAKE MAN! I'm begging
jeffdavis @ryanstiles Yeah you are
ryanstiles @jeffdavis FUCK OFF JEFF
gregproops @jeffdavis Burn man..burn
jeffdavis @gregproops Thanks dude
ryanstiles @gregproops Help me now please
gregproops @ryanstiles But we're having so much fun!
ryanstiles @gregproops This is why I didnt want to get a fucking twitter
jeffdavis @ryanstiles @gregproops lol
ryanstiles .....OH MY GOD! There's only a 140 word limit?
gregproops @ryanstiles @jeff davis Sweet Lord you can take me now
ryanstiles @gregproops @jeffdavis You two...are bastards
jeffdavis @ryanstiles One does try
gregproops @ryanstiles I've known you for years..that insult doesn't phase me anymore
ryanstiles @gregproops I bet a kick to the nuts would
gregproops @ryanstiles Fudging by the size of your foot, my nuts would end up at my mouth
ryanstiles @gregproops Fuck sake
jeffdavis @gregproopsFfucking love you man
ryanstiles @gregproops @jeffdavis I'm leaving now to talk to Chip. He's my only friend
colinmochrie @gregproops @jeffdavis @ryanstiles Wow..just wow
bradsherwood I've just read the greatest argument ever

Comments are love :P

Comments

[pdglyph.livejournal.com]

It hurt my brain to read at first, because I don't follow twitter at all, but I agree with Colin and Brad XD

You win, this is funny as hell lol!

[graciewoooo.livejournal.com]

Yay!! I win!!! XD

Awww thanks very much for the lovely comment :)
Glad you liked it XD
xx

[saiya-tina.livejournal.com]

Best. Arguement. Ever.

Now I really wish Ryan was on Twitter! Captured them perfectly! I actually thought they wrote this!

[graciewoooo.livejournal.com]

LMAO Woo! I win XD

Lol thanks very much. I tried making it like them as much as possible haha.

If Ryan did have Twitter, it'd be in for so much hell with these guys involved :L
Thanks for the comments dearie :)
xx

[mollysheldon.livejournal.com]

Love it! Poor Ryan. He's on there enough in all of those airplane pics Greg's takes of him. Super cute!

[natyu0815.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing... xD
This was hilarious. Ry needs a twitter, guys!!! Hahahahhaa