Soup's Up

Jun. 25th, 2007 09:05 pm
[identity profile] pdglyph.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] wl_fanfiction
Soup’s Up
Author: PD
Pairing: implied Col/Ry
Rating: NC-17 for disturbing scenes
Disclaimer: not makin’ any money off of these
Summary: This is why your mother said ‘look out for the quiet ones’
Author’s Note: If you don’t like things that make you glance around uneasily, then this probably isn't for you.




Colin smiled quietly to himself. He was known as the cook of the group, among other things that he didn’t quite like. But one of the titles among his friends that really stuck to him with pleasure was ‘Chef Mochrie’. He didn’t really know why he liked to cook as much as he did, he only knew that it was an almost meditative experience, the soft whisper of the knife as it sliced through the components, the light bubbling of the meat as it roasted in the oven, all to create a delicious and savory whole. Where he got his recipes, he never told anyone, not even Ryan.

He looked over his shoulder at the tall man, sitting and alternately watching the TV and turning to watch his friend as he moved about the kitchen with a fascination that Colin found…intriguing. But that kind of thought was not the path Colin wished to tread tonight, no. Tonight Ryan was merely someone to try out his latest creation.

Ryan sighed heavily, turning away from Colin to the flickering screen, feeling depression settle down on him like a heavy, much hated, cloak. Wayne’s picture flashed on the screen, the small scroll on the bottom reading ‘Whose Line is it Anyway? star Wayne Brady still missing, police investigating a recent tip received from an anonymous caller… Paris Hilton…’ Ryan rolled his eyes. Who gave a damn about that twit anyway? “I just can’t believe Wayne is still missing.” Ryan shifted to watch at his friend tending to the food. “You don’t think he’s dead, do you?”

Colin spoke without looking up, picking something out of the fridgerator and hefting it. “Oh, I don’t think dead. Perhaps he’s just chilling with some friends in an effort to get away from his wife. Do you like dark meat?”

“Dark meat is great,” Ryan smiled at the smaller man, a pleasant buzz from the beer washing over him. Colin’s eyes seemed to reflect the light oddly, almost catching it and not letting it go.

“So what is this recipe called, Col?” Ryan asked.

Colin smiled softly at the tall man sipping beer. “Oh, just a little something I found while out one night at the library,” he chuckled, checking the log of meat stuffed with rosemary and thyme, simmering with lemon wedges nestled on its top. Colin swiped a brush dripping with butter over it, sniffing contentedly at the smell, listening appreciatively to the hiss as the butter sizzled under the intense heat.

“Damn,” Ryan sniffed, sighing. “That smells really good.”

Colin straightened, rich brown eyes glittering. “Wait till you try it. I hope you like this one, I’ve been saving it.”

As they feasted Colin took only the barest of bites and the smallest of sips of wine as he watched his friend demolish his plate and go for seconds. Ryan was too busy to notice, except from time to time he’d look up and notice his friend watching him. “Did you breathe at all?” Colin asked.

Ryan grinned and blushed. “Probably not. What kind of meat did you use?”

Colin just smiled peacefully at him. “Chef’s secret.” He picked up the plate of the soft buttery meat. “Thirds?”

Date: 2007-06-26 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indybaggins.livejournal.com
Oooooh!!! *loves* This was awesome :)

Do you like dark meat? *snickers* Oh why does Colin as a calm sophisticated psychopath work so well in my mind? :)

Date: 2007-06-26 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violent-rabbit.livejournal.com
This was perfect! It's always the quiet ones. :D

Date: 2007-06-26 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caelith.livejournal.com
:P A very Brady Brunch

Date: 2007-06-27 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caelith.livejournal.com
uh....brunch, the breakfast/lunch meal?

Date: 2007-06-26 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookstorequeer.livejournal.com
Ohhhh mah god! How utterly twisted of you! That was brilliant.

Date: 2007-06-27 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-empressar.livejournal.com
I gotta keep my eye on you....*here hold my eye for a moment* (wink)

Date: 2007-06-26 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crabby-monkey.livejournal.com
Mmmmmm... what wine do you serve with ham? A good Chianti?

Rump roast, anyone?


k.

Date: 2007-06-26 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makingamochrie.livejournal.com
Wonder if he's the new cook for the Whistlestop Cafe? Heh heh heh.

Date: 2007-06-26 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razberrycreme.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD!!! XDD That dark meat thing just killed me! Holy moly!

that was great! ^_____^

DAMN!!

Date: 2007-06-26 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryansbabe63.livejournal.com
I am speechless!! DAMN!!! OMG!

Re: DAMN!!

Date: 2007-06-28 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryansbabe63.livejournal.com
OH YEAH!! And i will never ever be able to look at Wayne, Ryan, and Colin in the same light again......OY!!!

Ryan grew up in Canada-does that make him Canadian too?

Re: DAMN!!

Date: 2007-06-29 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryansbabe63.livejournal.com
Yeah, he was born in Seattle, but his family moved to Canada when he was 10 and for the most part he grew up there-I was born in Colorado, but I have lived in Arizona all of my life, so I consider Arizona my home-
I read in an interview where he said he considered himself half & half-That is half American and half Canadian......*puzzled* I guess it doesn't really matter, all I know is that I adore him no matter where he's from! *heavy sigh*

Date: 2007-06-26 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mizzmeow.livejournal.com
Uh..... wow. Not quite sure what to say.

*GASP*

Date: 2007-06-27 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-empressar.livejournal.com
NO HE DIDN'T!!! Oh man...it IS always the quiet ones...mmmm...I'm sure Ryan didn't ask "Where's the Beef!?"

Re: *GASP*

Date: 2007-06-27 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-empressar.livejournal.com
hahahaha!!! It is the OTHER white meat....*sigh* There goes another one:P LOL!! I think you have a real potential here my friend for making peeps do "WTF..."moments WOO HOO!!! Keep up the GREAT work!!

Date: 2007-06-27 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-empressar.livejournal.com
URL: http://community.livejournal.com/wl_fanfiction/257420.html

I'm not sure if this will come out right or not...there are still a few things I don't know about how LJ works...so consider this a test...this is only a test.....

This is my first fic posted here and it is Col/Hannibal relatated and I thought I would share with you!!! I think Colin makes an EXCELLENT Hannibal and to answer your ?? the psychosis is acceptable and I would have him on my couch any day for some psycho-analysis....;)

Date: 2007-06-27 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-empressar.livejournal.com
Thank you for taking time to read that! I hope you enjoyed:) I almost went word for word there, but I could totally seem them in those roles. We need more DARK Colin stories...I find them delightfully intriguing!! NE ways bring us MORE!!!

Date: 2007-06-27 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sungreen70.livejournal.com
Whoa! You twisted little thing! :P (That's a compliment, honest... ;-) )

I'm creeped out and laughing at the same time... an interesting combination!

Date: 2007-06-28 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skep.livejournal.com
OMGWTF so scared right now!

Date: 2007-09-24 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theinnuendo.livejournal.com
ye gads man :D Eeee love it "do you like dark meat?" classic :P, i was just waiting for colin to tell ryan though hehe sooo dark and evil :P love evil colin and love this fic
xxx

Date: 2008-01-28 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almostjulie.livejournal.com
I'm disturbed. And amused. It's an interesting combination. *g*

Date: 2010-01-28 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixelgoddess.livejournal.com
LOL - So disturbing and so wrong. Love it. (Can't help but think of Eating Raoul.)

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