Challenge: Object POV & “I don’t want to do this anymore”

[maradao.livejournal.com]

Nobody’s done the scalding-hot coffee maker of pain yet, right? :>)

I don’t want to do this anymore.

“Think we should just toss the thing in the nearest dumpster?”

Listen to them. You’d think it was my fault, right? The bald one pours a cup of coffee onstage and burns himself, and here I’m the one the rest of them are all sitting around pointing fingers at.

“I say we send it to the censorship department as an early Christmas present.”

Oh, ha ha. Wouldn’t I just love to be somewhere else right now, somewhere appreciated -- and instead I have to sit here, steaming over something that wasn’t even my fault to begin with and filtering out their stupid jokes about my imminent demise. I wish I’d just cut the cord already and saved everyone the trouble.

“Nah, I’ve got a better idea. Let’s sneak over right now and swap it for the one on the Friends set.”

You know? That just may be a plan....

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Comments

[mizzmeow.livejournal.com]

Too cute! ^__^

[maradao.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[caelith.livejournal.com]

“Nah, I’ve got a better idea. Let’s sneak over right now and swap it for the one on the Friends set.”

You know? That just may be a plan....

Ha! Love that.

[maradao.livejournal.com]

Whee! Glad you did. :>)

[the-empressar.livejournal.com]

Coffee pot angst....another to add to the Thingies with Complexes series!!! I'd hate to see the therepist bills!!

Objects lead miserable lives hey?....I never really thought about it...hmmmm

Poor Coffee pot....(but I feel more pity for The Evil Tickler...)

[maradao.livejournal.com]

And so you should! The coffee maker's probably been simmering resentment for ages, but at least he gets a new home at the end of it. Only thing poor Colin got was burned. :>P

[ravenousboa.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

yay! That was fun.

[maradao.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed!

[indybaggins.livejournal.com]

lol :)

[maradao.livejournal.com]

That’s a good reaction. ;>)

[marginaliana]

Steaming! Filtering! *dies*

[maradao.livejournal.com]

The coffee puns were a bit brewtal, weren't they? *recaffeinates you*