[CHALLENGE] Thingslash

[makingamochrie.livejournal.com]

These things are frigging addictive!

You know, it's funny.  As the eldest, I'm supposed to be the smallest, minus one, of all my family, but I'm the biggest, save one.  You rarely see that in humans, from what I've heard.  And proof of that is all around you.  All you have to do is look at yourself, or, if you're watching the show, look at the actors.  Ryan's eldests are large, like the rest of him, but all the others, save one, are larger still.  Colin, same way, though he isn't quite as large as Ryan, of course.  Same with Wayne, and Brad and Chip and Jeff and Kathy and, well, you get my point, I think.

But with my human, it's exactly the opposite.  I've always been somewhat of a worrywart about it, though my siblings always told me not to be.  He gets along just fine with us.   Makes alot of money, meets his share of strippers, drives a nice car, stuff like that, and we are granted active participation, so it must not be that bad.

Thing is, I think my human has more use, of a certain type, than the others on stage.  At least from the scuttlebut I hear from up above.  But that's ok, because I enjoy what we do.

I guess it's not so bad to be a mutant larger, save one, than your siblings.  There are some really good perks.

Oh, we haven't been introduced, have we.  Don't mind if we're a little sweaty. We just had a workout.  But don't worry, we're clean.

Me?  I belong Drew.  I'm Rosey Palm and these are my five sisters.  Nice to meetcha!

Comments

[ravenousboa.livejournal.com]

*laughs and skips away*

GREAT!!!

[makingamochrie.livejournal.com]

Well it's true. It's really weird. He holds his hand out flat and his palm is normal sized and all his fingers are shorter than his damn palm. I've never seen that. Especially in a male.

[ravenousboa.livejournal.com]

oh like that.

I see.

I think I may have read more into it.

[mizzmeow.livejournal.com]

Heeee heeee heeeee

[makingamochrie.livejournal.com]

*snort* It doesn't help that I'm watching my DVDs and get ideas all around the block.

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

Don't mind if we're a little sweaty. We just had a workout.

**is scarred for life**

(j/k);-)