[Drabble] Really Weird

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

I obviously had way too much time on my hands tonight. Sort of a drabble, though it's 215 words. 

Title: Really Weird
Author: Sun Green 
Pairing: Ryan/Colin
Rating: PG, for innuendo
Summary: The title kind of says it all. It's based on a Scenes From A Hat bit. You'll figure out which one ;-) 

 

“Hey, babe.” Colin bent to give his lover a light kiss on the top of his head as he entered the kitchen.

 

“I have a surprise for you,” said Ryan seductively, his eyes twinkling at Colin from his seat at the table.

 

“Oh?” Colin replied vaguely, busy with dinner preparations.

 

“Do you want to know what it is?” 

 

“Sure…” Colin wasn’t really listening. Ryan rose and walked to the middle of the room, waiting patiently for the other man’s full attention. Finally, becoming aware of the silence, Colin looked up, then, following Ryan’s gaze, looked down.

 

“Ohhh…” he murmured, the paring knife he was holding dropping unnoticed to the counter top. Slowly, he moved closer to Ryan, transfixed.

 

“Can I…” his voice trailed off as he tore his gaze away long enough to look imploringly into Ryan’s eyes.

 

Ryan nodded, smiling gently. “Of course. It’s for you.”

 

Trembling with anticipation, Colin dropped to his knees. With a soft moan of desire, he slowly put his hand out to touch them. The big, big, gaudy, red and white saddle shoes.

 

Ryan smiled with satisfaction as Colin murmured rapturously at his feet. Then, suddenly, his own breath caught in his throat with a low, guttural sound.

 

Mesmerized, Ryan reached down to caress the beautiful, shiny bald head…

Comments

[ryanmochrie.livejournal.com]

oh my god. when it was all hot and then the shoe thing just made me spit iced tea all over the keyboard! lmao Great job, very clever.

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

LOL, sorry to make you spew! Thanks for reading and commenting :-)

[corliamat.livejournal.com]

lol, wickedly good

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :-)

[desiredeffect.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Way to mislead me and then BAM.
That's awesome! :D

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

Thanks!! :-)

[anesthesiagirl.livejournal.com]

funny, very funny! my brain works in odd ways!

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't they all! That's how we found this place, LOL. Thanks for reading!

[makingamochrie.livejournal.com]

Heh. Heh. Heh. Loved it!

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed :-)

[kekona-iolana.livejournal.com]

My. God. That was bloody brilliant. Made me laugh my ass off, believe me I totally needec it.

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

Glad it made you laugh :-) I can't take all the credit, if not for that moment in Scenes From A Hat ("really weird things to get turned on by") it never would have been born ;-)

Thanks for reading and commenting, everyone!

[clayangel.livejournal.com]

*laughs* God, that's hillarious. ^_^

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Love your icon, by the way. "Dork" - hee!

[ryansbabe63.livejournal.com]

* laughs * You really had me going!! I really needed that after the day I've been having- Thanks for making me laugh, really laugh!!

[sungreen70.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'm glad it made you laugh! Thanks for reading and commenting :-)