The Whose Line is it Anyway Fanfiction Archive

Summary:  The oddness continues.  Dominance is established, and another one bites the dust.
Disclaimer: Situation nermal:  If I were a woman who had knowledge of what goes on in their lives, I would be... a wife?

Synopsis: Brad lets his inner beast come out to play

Disclaimer: Come on, now... After all this time, do you really think any of this could ever happen?

We all know Ryan's tendency to 'hang himself' on stage. Ever wonder how he came up with that particular quirk? And what happens when you carry a quirk a bit too far?  Submitted for your edification and amusement, a speculation.

Pairing: Ryan/Colin
Length: 2,133 +/-

Title: And in the end...
Pairing: Ryan and Colin
Synopsis: It was just supposed to be a game... But something a little more 'real' happened.
Disclaimer: Never happened, not in this universe. And in an alternate one, would you really want to witness this? I don't think so...

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Pride is finished, and I think it's my favorite (followed by Gluttony). The title is "Duet in Armani, and who else but Greg and Jeff would fit?

The entire series is together at http://community.livejournal.com/wl_fanfiction/115360.html


But for your viewing pleasure, I bring you...
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The sins: pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, hatred, sloth.
Pairings: G/J R/C, L/L, G/R/C, D/W D/all C/B

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Title: Greed
Synopsis: “Helping Hands” provides an opportunity to claim his property…
Pairing: Ryan/Colin
Rating: PG




Greed

I don’t want to share,
You’re mine!
To hell with the show!

(Hush… I don’t mean that… I know it brought you to me…)

But, you ARE mine!

So I do what I dare,
Marking your body as mine…
Wrapping my arms around you,
Rubbing my scent all over
Your trembles tell me you know what I’m doing.

You’re MINE!

I know how everyone wants you.
I’ve seen the way they look at you…
Everyone wants to touch you, to taste you.
So I look into their eyes
As I suck on your fingers.
Taking them in deeply
My eyes close halfway, and the fingers become
A different part of you.
(Oh, yes.. they know it – I’ve watched them squirm...
Wanting you.)

I hear you moan,
Vibrations ripple through my chest
Your teeth biting, marking me, too.
I press back against you
Promises made
To be collected later.

Because you’re mine.

The truth is told after Audience Dub is played on January 24, 2003.
But what lies behind the four simple words spoken by Colin?

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Four Simple Words


“I know your lips.”
A simple truth, and yet…

My friend,
I know you better than I know myself:
How you smell, how you feel,
I know your taste, your touch…

Would it surprise you to know
Finally, truthfully, the way I really feel?
You are a part of my completion,
The hidden strength I lean into.

Could I tell you?
Should I tell you?
Would love shine from your eyes?
Or would you turn away,
Leaving me bereft?

Oh, yes, my friend…
I know your lips, but not your heart.

And so, my friend… I’ll say no more.
Instead, I’ll smile and sit beside you,
And wonder if you know.

Synopsis: Just a little drabble based on Colin's fondness for felines.


A Perfect Life



The light streaming in the window told him that another day had begun. He supposed that sooner or later he’d have to get up, but right now * this * was the perfect place to be. Through closed eyelids he could sense the warmth of the sun, and he smiled.

Slowly, luxuriously, he stretched every muscle, arching his back and moaning softly with the pleasure of being alive. Every inch of his body hummed happily as he rolled onto his back and let the sunlight warm his belly. This was the life! Nothing to do, nowhere to go, just lie back and…

“Colin! Sweeeeeeety!”

He flopped over on his side, one eye half open. If he ignored her, maybe she’d go away?

“Colin, come on, baby!”

Grumbling, he tried burying his head in the covers to shut her out

“Heeeeeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty! Brekkies!”

Brekkies? Hmmm…

The can opener began its siren call. He opened both eyes and leapt off the bed, landing on all four feet quite gracefully. One last, deep, stretch and he was padding out the door to the kitchen. Maybe it would be chicken for brekkies, nice, juicy chicken chunks…

A full tummy, a warm spot in the sun to curl up in, and nothing to worry about. This was the life everyone dreamed of, and it was his, all his! Humans thought they had the answers, but he knew better.

“Meeeee-ow!” Who’d want to be a human, anyway?