Questions Only

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Title - 'Questions Only'
Author - charminglygawky
Rating – In the UK it would be a U
Pairings – Up to you
Summary – Very short. The title kinda says it all.
Word Count - 198
Feedback – Welcome!

Whilst I said that the pairing is up to you in my mind it is Ryan and Colin.
And thanks to jerluvsdean for being so nice and telling me I should post!



 

“Why aren’t you wearing any trousers?”

“Would you like me to put some on?”

“Is the Pope Catholic?”

“Is Barry White?”

“Is Cilla Black?”

“So is that a yes?”

“Do I have to spell it out for you?”

“Would you like to come over for dinner tonight?”

“Is this still part of the game?”

“What do you think?”

“Would I be asking if I knew?”

“Can’t you recognise when I’m being serious?”

“Would you be insulted if I said no?”

“What would you be saying ‘no’ to?”

“Does it matter?”

“Are you going to say no?”

“What’s the occasion?”

“Do I need one?”

“Well isn’t it normal?”

“Do you mean I need an excuse to ask a mate over to eat pizza and watch the game?”

“Will there be beer?”

“What do you take me for?”

“Do you want me to answer that question?”

“Well are you going to answer mine?”

“What’s the rush?”

“Do you want me to hit you?”

“Wouldn’t that hurt?”

“Don’t you know?”

“Isn’t it rude to threaten people?”

“Well are you ever going to answer?”

“Do you make a habit of threatening your guests?”

“Is that a yes?”

“Have I ever said no?”