[Challenge] Thing slash

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Kinda.  It's more of an non animate 'object' and a living object, but it'll do, I hope.

Oh yeah, baby, that's it, stick it in me.  Mmmm, oh yeah, that feels soooooo good!  Now push.  Oh, harder.  Oh YES!  Oh, YES!  Oh, YES!  Now push again.  Mmmmm.  Oh YES!!!!!

Can you hear my squeals of delight?  Huh?  Can you?  

Yeah, I know it sounds like they're coming from far away, but trust me on this, it's allllll me, baby.  All me.

Oh GOD, do that again.  Yeah, push it.  Mmm.  Oh, your fingers....you don't know how that feels.  So damn good.  

Or maybe you do, cause you keep pushing me after all.

No!  NO!  Don't take it out yet!!  NO!!!!  

Damn, I wasn't ready!!

Damn it, that ALWAYS happens.  Just when I'm starting to get really warmed up, you just take it out and BAM!  Or BOOM!  Or something.  

::sigh:::

Ah well. It was fun while it lasted.

Hey, what're you looking at?  I'm invisible, remember?

Oh well, invisible tape recorders for Improbable Missions need lovin' too.