WARNING! This is not a fic!

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That's right, this has hardly anything to do with fanfiction! Then why are you posting here? you ask! Because I am here to help you. Just click below and see!

Matchs made in heavan.

This here post is to help all you wonderful fanfic writters!

Now I LOVE astrology which means that I looked up just about all of the Whose Line cast. So I am here to put up the info that I have collected concerning personalities and pairings. Let the fun begin! (BTW-this is coming from "Born on a Rotten Day" and "Love on a Rotten Day" by Hazel Dixon-Cooper.)

Personalities:

Ryan- Taurus- What's Mine is Mine, What's Yours is Mine.
-Bulls need to feel secure.
-Timing is key to getting your way.
-When they go ballistic, reach for the chocolate and keep your head down.
-Sex will end any fight with this sensual sign.
-Gaslight them with your own uncomprehending stare.

Key Phrase: "Why do you make me hit you?"
Favorite Pick-up Line: "Can you cook?"
Erogenous Zone: Throat, deep throat.

Drew, Wayne, and Jeff- Gemini- Take Heart, Take Every Heart.
-Twins need to communicate.
-Listening is key to understanding them.
-Quell a mood with a night on the town.
-Praise their ideas.
-Gaslight them by acting as if you know something they don't.

Key Phrase: "Because I want to."
Favorite Pick-up Line: "Read any good books lately?"
Erogenous Zone: Hands. Hand job. Hand jive. Handcuffs.

Chip- Virgo- Everlasting Know-it-alls Need Love, Too.
-Virgins need routine.
-Keep them calm with nutritious food and a back rub.
-Talking out frustrations helps prevent petulant criticism.
-Planning is key to getting your way.
-Gaslight them by rearranging their sock drawers.

Key Phrase: "It won't work that way."
Favorite Pick-up Line: "Pardon me, but there's a bit of lint on your lapel."
Erogenous Zone: Stomach. Tickling, licking stroking this Virgin's tummy could land you on yours.

Greg- Libra- Mirror, Mirror on the Wall.
-Libras need harmony.
-Good manners are key to getting their attention.
-Frequent praise keeps them smiling.
-Never force them to make snap decisions.
-Gaslight them by telling them their horoscope doesn't agree with their fortune cookie.

Key Phrase: "On the other hand . . . "
Favorite Pick-up Line: "Do you think this color looks good on me?"
Erogenous Zone: Butt. Lays on his or hers while you do all the work.

Colin and Brad- Sagittarius(!)- More than you ever wanted to know about anything.
-Archers need adventure.
-Spontaneity is key to winning their hearts.
-Keep an overnight bag packed for spur-of-the-moment trips.
-Be a good listener.
-Gaslight them by insisting on total quiet.

Key Phrase: "Did I do that?"
Favorite Pick-up Line: "Is this bus headed to Albuquerque?"
Erogenous Zone: Hips. Keeps college bump-and-grind chanpionship trophy on dresser, next to back brace.

Matching:

 . . . Actually, I noticed the matchings descriptions were a bit depressing but if you REALLY want to know you can email me at waterdruid45@yahoo.com.