[CHALLENGE] Thing slash

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To quote Colin:  "It's like a buffet!  I couldn't stop!"  But this is the last one.  For awhile, anyway.  I promise.

Warning, extreme goopiness ahead.

Can’t we both just get along?  You know how much I hate fighting with you.  I don’t like to fight with you, because it keeps both of them apart, and that sucks.  Why?  Damn, you’re closer to the brain than I am.  You should be smarter.  Sheesh.

 

Yeah, I know I’m big.  You don’t have to rub it in.  Oh, a pun!  Get it?

 

Oh, shut up.  I can make a pun if I want to and there’s not a thing you can do about it, so there.  Neener neener neener *snort*.

 

Anyway, I might be big, but you’re shiny.  Yeah, I said it, and I don’t take it back.  SHINY!  Why, if he could cover me with sunglasses sometimes, it’d be a relief, but no, only those fucking greenbloods the ‘eyes’ get that kind of treatment.

 

Oh, don’t cry.  Please, you know how much I hate…oh…you’re not crying, huh?  That’s just sweat, you say?  Must because you’re so damn SHINY that you just attract the sunbeams like bees to honey.  *HONK*

 

Stop it!  Stop making fun of me or I’ll run all over you!!  I can do it.  You know I can.  And I will, too, as soon as he brings me close enough.

 

Oh, look, he is!  Oh, he’s moving closer….closer….closer….YES!!!!

 

Ahhhhch….what? 

 

Aww.  I love you too, baldwaldeyhead.  Your big noseywosey wuvs you so much.

 

*nuzzle*

 

Ahhhh. Now THIS is the life.