wl_fanfiction | Trick of Treats: 2010

Yes, I now I'm going it late, but I forgot earlier and then LJ cut was a b****.....well, here they are now! Written for Blackstray, Sungreen and Indybaggins!

Title: TLC

For: Sungreen

Rating: PG

Ryan/Colin

Summary: Aftermath of a taping.

“If I get my hands on him, I’ll break his back and see how he likes it,” Colin seethed as he tried to bring Ryan’s temperature down. The fever along with Chip’s stupid leap onto his back had completely exhausted whatever reserves he had and Colin was sure that his condition was beginning to get worse with each passing second.

“Colin.....” Ryan moaned, pale and trembling, trapped in the realm of nightmares induced by the pain and fever. It broke Colin’s heart to see his normally so strong and proud lover reduced to this, especially since he was used to the situation being reversed. Ryan always protected him, whether it be from people or from conditions like poverty which he had been victim to before getting on Whose Line and he could not remember a single moment that Ryan had needed him to take on the role of protector. Now, with him so fragile and vulnerable, Colin knew that this was his chance to try and repay the favor.

“Shh, sweetheart,” Colin whispered, pressing a light kiss to his lover’s burning forehead, “You’ll be fine.”

“Hurts.....”

“I know, but you’ll get better okay?” Colin couldn’t bare to hear the pain in his voice.

Ryan opened his eyes a fraction and smiled, taking Colin’s hand in his and giving it a light squeeze, “You’ll make me better.”

“Right,” Colin smiled back, relieved to see him finally awake and coherent, “I’ll make you better. Like you make me better.”

Ryan winced as he felt another pang of pain from his back and Colin gently helped him sit up, supporting his weight as he shifted to sit behind him and then allowing him to lean back against him but also give him access to his lower back. He felt his anger swell once again when he took in the bruised skin that marked Ryan’s injury and he was sure that if Chip were in the room right now, he’d probably shake him like crazy until it got into his head that hurting Ryan was a sure way to lose a few limbs. Maybe even a few organs. It was always hard to see the skin you kissed bruised by someone’s hand.

Ryan let out a moan as Colin began to massage his back very lightly, taking special care to avoid harming him further. It wasn’t until he felt Ryan relaxing that he moved and helped Ryan lie back, noticing that he now seemed to look much better and even more awake than before. Ryan took a deep breath and looked up at Colin with thankful and adoring eyes.

“Love you, Col.....”

“Love you too, Ry. So very much,” Colin took his hand into his own, kissing the knuckles lightly and smiled as he took Ryan’s temperature again, showing that the fever had finally broken.

Title: Love is better than Looks

For: Draconica Nova

Rating: PG

Ryan/Colin

Summary: Small moments of insecurity

“You’re leaving me, aren’t you?”

“Huh?”

Ryan blinked at Colin’s absolutely devastated look as he entered the Green Room, seeming to all the world that he had just lost all the will to live. He sat up in concern and walked over to the other man, putting his hands on his shoulders and trying to look into his eyes, “Why would I leave you?”

“Because I’m too shy, I’m nearly bald, I can’t sing, I’m getting fat and the only thing I have going for me is my ability to faint on stage,” Colin rattled off, looking thoroughly miserable.

Ryan raised an eyebrow, “Colin, who put these ideas in your head?”

“No one, but I.....you know.....”

Ryan let out a sigh, his lips twisting into a rueful smile as he leaned forward and pressed his lips gently to Colin’s forehead, “I’m not going to leave you.”

“But why?” Colin sounded genuinely confused, “I mean, you’re gorgeous! I’m....well, not!”

“I’m too tall, too skinny and my ass is too smart,” Ryan smirked, “To be honest, I wonder why you stay with me. I complain about the smallest things, lose my temper easily and yell at you and generally tend to be a stormy cloud of danger even when I’m in a good mood.”

“You’re not that bad,” Colin protested, “You also take care of me when I’m feeling down, you fought with the producers for days to get me a second chance on the show and you’re always there whenever someone needs you.”

“And I’m with you because you’re the sweetest, most caring man I’ve ever known and don’t you forget it,” Ryan leaned down for a soft kiss, feeling Colin smile in return as his hand drifted up to sift through the soft hair at the nape of his neck before trailing down to caress his cheek.

“So you’re not going to leave me for someone with better looks and hair, like Greg?” Colin asked after they broke apart, rubbing his thumb along Ryan’s jaw.

“Why would I go for Greg?” Ryan asked, looking completely puzzled.

“Well, you both have a lot more in common than you and I do-”

“Colin. It’d be like dating myself,” he wrinkled his nose, “and as much as I love myself, I prefer you.”

“Dork,” Colin smiled affectionately, before hugging the other man tightly around the waist and resting his head on his chest. If he had to choose between good looks and hair or Ryan, there would be no competition whatsoever.

Title: Me and Myself

For: Blackstray

Rating: PG-13

Jeff/Future!Jeff

Summary: What do you do when you love yourself?

Well, there was a time when I thought the weirdest thing that could happen to me was Ryan blowing into my ass during a game of Freeze Tag on stage in front of a live audience. Ah, those were good times indeed. They were the times when my biggest concern was what to have for breakfast and which one of the guys would molest me on stage during the show. My bet was normally Chip, especially considering Ryan and Greg could barely keep their hands off each other on stage or off stage to go for anyone else, but I think we’ve all had a ‘moment’ with each other at some point or the other. Now my biggest concern is how to hide the fact that I was currently hiding a version of myself from the future.

Oh, I know what you’re thinking, and believe me, if I hadn’t seen him appear before my very eyes, I would have put myself in the crazy house without delay after forsaking alcohol for life. But there he is and it doesn’t look like he’s going to go back anytime soon. Hell, I don’t even think he knows if he can go back considering he doesn’t know how the hell he got here in the first place. Once we figured out the time difference between us, it was all I could do not to ask him about my future even though I knew that would break some rule of the universe. Of course, considering I’m facing a person who shouldn’t really be here, I don’t think the universe gives a rat’s ass about rules at the moment.

I’ve gotten a good idea though considering he appears about ten years older than me and smells consistently of booze and cigarettes. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say he’d been sleeping with Ryan or Greg, but his expression when I suggested it put my mind at rest about that part at least.

But still....there are times when I catch myself watching him and I swear, I feel like I just want to......kiss him or.....something. I know it’s wrong, considering that is me, but maybe I’m just taking narcissism to a whole new level because I don’t feel like it’s wrong. To me, it’s as normal as wanting someone who has known you for most of your life. Someone who knows your likes and dislikes or when you want company or when you just want a hug and a tub of icecream.

Maybe it is wrong. Maybe I’m just crazy. Or maybe I’m just in love. Whichever it is, I feel nothing but arousal and a sense of rightness when he lies on top of me in bed and makes love to me like no one I’ve ever experienced before.

Who cares what anyone else thinks? It’s just a form of masturbation anyway.