Ah, you were going to be my next guess. ^_^ Thank you so much for this, especially since you had to come up with it at the last minute. It's cute and just so much fun. I loved Ryan trying his best not to be a lovesick puppy. :P This bit especially:

"Who's the little doggy? Who's the little puppy fou-fou? Yes you are! Yes you are! And what are we called? What are we called? Whose name are we proudly bearing?" Colin caught the collar gently between his fingers and looked at the obviously freshly written name. He blinked.

"Killfuck Soulshitter?!"

I literally sporfled across my keyboard. And your Greg is fabulous! :P

A wonderful little fic. Thank you. :D