Dear God I need more of this! I was invested from the first sentence, seriously I was in. Damnit, I've got all these feelings now and nowhere to put them. Seriously, there needs to be more of this. What happens? I must know.

Also, Jeff- you're a dick. Obviously you know nothing about love. And definitely, stick with Chip.

Ryan - you have to go to Greg, please! I know there's Colin and there's Pat but Greg needs you and fuck all if he's ever going to tell you that. And he's got adorable fucking glasses.

You're killing me Smalls! You're breaking my heart!

No offense to the lovely Ryan/Colin, but I'm pulling for Ryan/Greg. He so desperately needs love.