*laughs* Oh, that's awesome. Dude, by the end, I was wondering if the stew was what was left of Greg. :D

The whole paragraph that starts with "They had wasted no time..." is absolutely gorgeous. And the end is so perfect. I'm going to reiterate what everyone else has been saying, that Colin makes such a great psychopath.

On a vaguely different note, I believe I'm a fan of your writing, though I don't have much time to read lately. I was wondering if I could add you to the archive?